Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.