Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.