Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.