What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.