What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!