Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.