Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!