Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
The telephone rang while she was ironing.
She ate her soup before it was cool
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
An icebreaker
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
OC High humor
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
