Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

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What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!