Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything