Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.