What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.