What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

rock

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.