Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

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Wong Wei

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.