Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.