Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.