What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories