What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.