What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.