What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.