Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.