Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.