Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What do you call a lesbian chicken?

A sticky beak!

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found