What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.