Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!