Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.