Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

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What do you call a swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.