What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)