What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.