How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Sarah Jessica Porker

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What do you call a Finnish terrorist?

Finn Laden.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

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Norse Korea

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She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish