How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish