Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.