Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo