Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto