Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!