What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.