What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.