What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.