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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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