Smirnoff Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.