Smirnoff Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Smirnoff Isis Jokes More Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang