Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!