Ramadan Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.