Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Long Distance Runner Jokes More Long Distance Runner Jokes

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.