Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.