Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.