Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.