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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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