Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.