Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.