Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest