Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"