What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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What do you call communist memorabilia?

Trotsky's.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party