What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party