Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.