Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.