Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.