Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege