Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.