Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"