Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Previous Random Joke Next
Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

D Shell Jokes More D Shell Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Big B Shell Jokes More Big B Shell Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.