Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.