Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.