What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'