Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.