Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"