Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies