Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.