Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.