Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.