Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.