What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.