What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.