30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Cant Jokes More Cant Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!