Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
A tire.
Attire.
