How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire