How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.