How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire