Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.