Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.