Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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A Chinese take away !

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Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.