Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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In the Pupils republic of China

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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It was the Wong choice

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.