What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!