What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !