Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle