Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.