How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.